Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Let's paint friendship bongs
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
