I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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