I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize