doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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