Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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