dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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