ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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