Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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