I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wish you could order shots online.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
These tits shall not be calmed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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