Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this boner is exhausting
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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