My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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