And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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