these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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