my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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