It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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