yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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