I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I am naked and annoyed.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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