just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I will pee on everything he values.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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