Quick, to the slutcave!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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