i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Vodka?
Forever.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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