Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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