she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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