Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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