I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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