come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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