And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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