My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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