so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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