You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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