so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
