Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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