Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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