I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
