dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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