I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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