I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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