I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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