I forgot how hot balto sounded
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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