I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Everyone says I win the strip club
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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