Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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