Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
