let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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