This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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