drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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