nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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