reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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