How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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