who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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