5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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