I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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