OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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