Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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