Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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