on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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