he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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