David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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