I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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