dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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