Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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